P.O. Box 1528 Tropical Lei Gentlemen's Club 2121 W. Foothill Blvd. Upland, CA 91786
To Whom it May Concern:
On September 21st, I sent your business a letter loaded with compliments and praise, as well as some clever suggestions for items on your marquee. Here now, as I write this letter on October 7th, I still have not received a response! Is this the kind of treatment a tax-paying Gulf War Veteran deserves? No, absolutely not! Absolutely not, Sirs.
At first I was angry. But then I thought "Hey, Htom, maybe those Tropical Lei fellows did send a response! Maybe it was simply lost in the mail!" I thought about it for a while, and I now agree with myself; I know my friends at Tropical Lei wouldn't snuff me. They respect me, and most of all, they want to keep my business, and ensure I keep coming back to their fine establishment. So I'm writing this letter to you today to alert you that I have not received your response! Maybe it was lost in the mail, or maybe you were just a little late in responding. Either way, I forgive you, and expect a swift response this time, my friends.
Enclosed you will find a photocopy of the letter I mailed on 9/21/2004, in case you might have misplaced the original one I sent. In the upper right hand corner of this letter and the enclosed photocopy is my mailing address. Please take note of this. Please send me your thoughts on my correspondence, especially in regards to our marquee suggestions ASAP (that's short for as soon as possible)!
To pique your interest, I have included a few more marquee suggestions straight from our spiral-bound notebook (also, don't you think "VOTE FOR SEXINESS 2004" [see enclosed letter] is very timely, now that we are so close to elections?)...
Thank you for your time. Please respond in a timely manner; you don't want to make a Gulf War Veteran mad. Trust me on this one, folks!
Eagerly Waiting a Reply From My Friends,
Htom Sirveaux P.S. - A long while ago, your marquee read "This is not L.A. City, Come on in." Can you please explain what this means? My colleagues and I are simply baffled! I don't want to lose any sleep over this. |