P.O. Box 1528 Tropical Lei Gentlemen's Club To Whom it May Concern: Hello friends! My colleagues often drive by (and, on occasion, enjoy a visit inside) Tropical Lei. We are very impressed with your establishment. More and more, though, what has really impressed us is your hilarious marquee! Such witticisms as "25 Clean Shaven Clams," "Yogurt Slingers Wanted," and "Today's Forecast: Hot and Moist" have us rolling in stitches! Who is responsible for this magic? Do all the Tropical Lei employees collectively determine the fate of the marquee? Or is one brilliant individual responsible for all of this? Surely, I must shake the glorious hand(s) of any responsible party! Perhaps next time my friends and I drop in? Also, I wanted to share with you, now that we're friends, some witty messages me and my associates have come up with while pondering your displays. Maybe someday we will see these up on the very same marquee your artwork has been displayed? I know they're not as good as your typical messages, but we're just amateurs, of course! Please keep in mind we do not expect any monetary compensation for these ideas, you are free to use them as you see fit. Without further ado, here's some of our suggestions (there's more where these come from!)...
Please get back to me as soon as possible, especially if you plan on using any of these. Also, I can provide you with many more! We have plenty, trust me - we keep a spiral-bound notebook in which I write down ideas for your sign whenever any of us blurt them out. These are just a sample, the notebook is almost full! Keep up the good work! Sincerely, Htom Sirveaux |
please note, i do not endorse the use of the word "fag" and similar words used in a
derogatory fashion. it was used here only because it served as a vehicle to further the
macho/chauvinist point of view of one who would actually visit a strip club.