P.O. Box 1528
Upland, CA 91785
August 30, 2007

Miller Brewing Company
P.O. Box 482
Milwaukee, WI 53201

Dear Beer Buddies,

I'm not going to lie to you; beer is delicious. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool. But here's something you might not hear so often (but it's the position that I personally take): Not all beer is delicious.

However, my friends, your beer most certainly is delicious.

Miller Lite is my number one beer of choice. How could it not be? Its rich, satisfying taste is all that it takes after a hard night's work to put a smile on my face. I can't imagine drinking a different beer. In fact, for the past three years, when I drink beer, I drink Miller Lite exclusively.

I'm an honest man, so I won't lie to you - I've had other beers before. Actually, I've tried all kinds of beers. But ever since my friend Jordan gave me my first Miller three years ago, I was in love (not with Jordan, folks, but with your beer!). No other beer could satisfy me. Whitin three months, I decided I wouldn't waste my time with the others. I've been a loyal customer ever since. If my friends and I go to a bar and you're not there with me, I quickly (but politely) excuse myself and go buy a six-pack of Miller Lite at a gas station or liquor store somehwere else.

My friends think I must be crazy to drink only one brand of beer. But both you and I know the truth; I'm not crazy, they're crazy. Why would anyone waste valuable time and money consuming a second rate beer? That type of thing just drives me nuts. I'm sure you understand.

I guess I'll let you fellas get back to work, so as not to disrupt the flow of your delicious masterpiece. I just wanted to take the time out of my day to say "thank you" for a job well done!

Loyal customer for life,

Htom Sirveaux