P.O. Box 1528
Upland, CA 91785
August 30, 2007

General Mills, Inc.
P.O. Box 9452
Minneapolis, MN 55440

Dear Cereal Pushers,

I'm not just "cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs," as the saying goes, but I am quite literally bat-shit insane for Cocoa Puffs.

I am currently in the process of finding a suitable lawyer to take my case against you (emotional distress, etc).

I will never trust another cereal again.

God bless,

Neil Swanson