Most of you are aware that I work for a bank. Fortunately, I’m not an idiot teller or some other equally terrible entry-level job, however the work is still fairly painful and mind-numbingly monotonous.
Some Canadian fool named Myles sent me this Kids in the Hall skit a few days ago. I’m not so sure it’s supposed to make me feel any better.
And why isn’t everyone using the phrase “I’ll eat pancakes on her grave!”
So the company I registered the domain name “hijinx.nu” (among others) is having this contest where you make a commercial for them. Being the hilarious person I am, I made three entries. The contest is closed to new entries, but is now having people vote for the winner. The vote is based on the videos’ ratings on YouTube.
So please view my videos, and rate them highly. Use the link UNDER the video, then use that website’s link to YouTube to vote. Thanks!
(CLICK THE READ MORE BUTTON TO SEE THE VIDEOS)
[if you don't see them already.]
Prompted by a post I made last night (about how light beer makes me sad) on that dumb message board I read, I decided to ripoff a long-since retired e/n website and create two new pages on hijinx - The Happy Page and The Sad Page. I will add new items to either page as they come up.
THE HAPPY PAGE lists all the things that make me unequivocally happy to be alive. Conversely, THE SAD PAGE will list the things that make me unequivocally sad and not want to be alive.
i apologize in advance if the next few posts seem to be too sad/happy page-centric, but i need to at least build the foundation for those pages.
a couple of days ago i was at an Andrew Jackson Jihad show. it was a good excuse to try out the Flip
it made me wonder if public proposals are really that great of an idea. the chance of a “no” does lend itself to some excellent hilarity. unfortunately, the girl above obviously said yes.
i recorded the rest of the AJJ show (at the same shitty angle), and perhaps i will eventually get around to editing it and putting it on YouTube.
BUT NOT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
if anyone is curious, the Flip