A few days ago, Rush Limbaugh had a heart attack scare and was rushed to a hospital in Hawaii (where he was vacationing) and thanks to what I can only imagine was some sort of socialist Obamacare, he’s doing fine.
However, Twitter was all, uh, atwitter with rumors of his death, as was Wikipedia and other similar sources that we all take very seriously.
In order to do my part and offer clarity to the confused, I set up the following website you may visit in the event that you ever have any questions as to the status of Limbaugh’s life:
http://www.IsRushLimbaughDeadYet.com
Thank you for your time. Hopefully Limbaugh’s people contact me.
