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a few days ago i put up a silly craigslist “casual encounters” ad as a way to kill some time with a dumb laugh. i never expected anyone to reply to it, as i never anticipated anyone actually liking Motley Crue. here’s what i posted:

and even though i wasn’t prepared for any responses, i sure did get a few. i know at least a handful of these are just spambots, but something in me says that many of them are legit. had i been better prepared, i would have dedicated some time to responding to some of these and creating even more ridiculous conversations. but perhaps that’s a project for some other time. for now, here are the type of people who enjoy Motley Crue, nachos, and making out:

[IF YOU DON'T SEE THEM ALREADY, CLICK THE READ MORE LINK TO READ THE RESPONSES]

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from    Briana Sanchez <xxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 2:37 PM
subject    Three great taste that go great together. – m4w 25yr

email me pics

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from    Henry Lambert <xxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 2:39 PM
subject    hi

hello..

I just moved here last week, finally settled in but getting bored,
ready to check things out, you know?

I dont use email very much though so heres my aim ‘xxxxxxxxxxx’

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from    Christi Armstrong <xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 4:19 PM
subject    Reply… from CL??

I am very interested in your ad..Send me a message on yahoo 22/f
“xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com”

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from    tomika delaney <xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 4:31 PM
subject    Three great taste that go great together. – m4w 25yr

heyyyyy, whats going on?? im interested in your post, sounds cool…
so how would you want to do this?

let me know

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from    Trina Jackson <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 4:49 PM
subject    Hi

hi How are ya? I’m trying to set up my weekend to go out and have a
great time and your post hooked me.} Message me when you can so I know
you’re a real person and we can make plans. Tyl

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from    rhea bergdoll <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 5:04 PM
subject    Hey from criagslist

I like you’re post, I’d like to talk to you a bit so that we can get
to know one another a little b4 meetin But anyways mail me back n we
can see whats up. Talk with you l8r!

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from    kai yelton <xxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 5:13 PM
subject    Your Craigslist Personals Ad

Aloha I am just checking to see if you are real or not.  Holler back
if you are, and we’ll go from there.

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from    johanna wakeley <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 5:52 PM
subject    CL Post

Heya I saw your post, have pix?

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from    claretha barberio <xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 5:52 PM
subject    CL Personals post

Hi just lookin on CL and read your post wanted to see whats what so
mail me back and we can talk

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from    Helen Bryant <xxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 5:55 PM
subject    Found you on Craigs List

Hey! I just saw your posting on CL! Here’s a little information about me…I’m a Spanish born in from NY. I speak French and Italian…and English hehe! I hate being lazy, but if the right person comes along I don’t care spending all day in bed! I want to meet a someone who doesn’t take life too seriously! If you want to see my photos you can go to xxxxxxxxx@gmail.com & there’s some information on me! I hope to hear from you! Send me some of your pics! Adios!!

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from    jonelle gloor <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 6:45 PM
subject    Messaging you from Criagslist

I had seen ur ad on craigslist, I figured I’d mail a mail bcause I
figured we may hit it off. If u want, I can take some pics and send
them but mail me first. Why dont you tell me a little about yourself
and what you would ta know bout me?

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from    Maddy Briggs <xxxxxxxxx@kittymail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 3:01 AM
subject    Re: Three great taste that go great together. – m4w – 25

Hello I was checking out the casual encounters posts wondering what I was going to do tonight and came across your post… I must admit I’m definitely interested.  Did I mention I’m also from Inland Empire?

Hope you can keep up with me, and expect looks from other guys when you take me out for a night on the town in San Diego.  I’m a big Lakers fan if you can believe that, so you better be able to hold your own with me when it comes to sports.

Please get back to me I’m very interested in what an adventure with you may be like, in the meantime if you wanna see my pics theyre right here –>    http://www.netmeeting1.com/inland/urfantasygurl    I also have yahoo and AIM if you wanna talk with me online just let me know.

bye sweetie,
Ur Hot Blonde

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from    remona boney <xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 7:36 AM
subject    Looked at Your Ad

Heya I like ur post so here I am. Do you want to do something together
for this weekend? Msg me back b/c I’d like 2 hear from u.

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from    judith rikard <xxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 7:38 AM
subject    Craigslist classified post

How are you? I came across you’re post on craigslist and I thought we
could get together for drinks this week. Let me know and we’ll set
something up soon.  Bye

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from    johnie kruchten <xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 7:45 AM
subject    Gettin at you from cl

I liked ur posting, I’d like to talk to u a bit so that we can get to
know each other a little b4 meeting. But yeah mail me back n we can
chat. Talk with you later!

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from    tori grossman <xxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 7:55 AM
subject    Your Personal Ad

Heya, just lurking on CraigsList and saw your listing and I’m
interested. Prove ur not fake and we can chat later. Bye

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from    theodora downey <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 8:27 AM
subject    CL Ad

I looked at ur post on CL, I thought I’d send a reply cause I thought
we will get along. If you want I can take some photos and send them
but mail me I cant now though because I’m busy. How about telling me a
bit about yourself and what you’d like to know bout me?

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from    Natasha Ward <xxxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>
date    Mon, Aug 3, 2009 at 8:38 AM
subject    Your CL Personals Ad

Heya just saw youre post r you online?