i put up a new page on the site for some prank letters i wrote a few years back to companies. you can view the page by clicking here, or the link at the top of the site (next to the happy and sad pages)!
the letters are me under various ridiculous pseudonyms acting like a moron to various companies. sometimes i get free stuff out of it, sometimes i get form letter responses, mostly i get ignored.
if i ever decide to write new letters, i’ll keep you posted.
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hahahahaha. this is so fucking awesome. i’m cracking up. the “i turned into an asshole” description was funny enough. A+
I think McInsensitive is my fav!
the tropical lei series is so classic
The McDonald’s letter is the winner.
I wrote a letter to some metal magazine in high school, claiming that Metallica had stolen all my music and lyrics and turned it into their career. They wrote me back a serious reply with legal and copyright advice. They didn’t publish it though.