I’ve done a lot of stupid things, so really this shouldn’t be too surprising.
In December, after participating in NO SHAVE NOVEMBER and growing a mighty beard (which really isn’t too abnormal, I’m usually too lazy to shave), I made the not-so-well-thought-out agreement to participate in Mustache March. I also convinced a handful of my coworkers to do the same. After planning for months, and growing out a beard in February to ensure a spectacular mustache in March, my efforts have come to fruition.
Prior to shaving, full beard in effect
Originally my thinking was that, if I'm going to do this, do it right: Hogan 'Stache.
That proved to be a terrible idea, so I went with the 80's porno 'stache.
And, so now, I am forced to walk around looking like a rapist. I have a job interview coming up this month, and anyone who willingly hires someone with a mustache is probably not someone I want as a boss anyway. I also have family gatherings to attend to this month, where I will have to explain my more-ridiculous-than-usual appearance. And, of course, not to mention the day-to-day chores and activities that will force me to be in the public’s judging eyes.
I am fucking dumb.
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hahah, fucking awesome. rapist-faced jer.
you look really great with that, I think you look a little bit older, maybe a little wiser.
stay cool, daddio
so you’re looking to get established as a bike messenger in southeast Portland
you can crash on my couch while you look for a place if you need to
You pull it off fair enough, Jer. Mustaches look ridiculous on whomever sports one (except my dad…but basically the rule is anyone who had a mustache before I noticed how fucking dumb they look must be forced to keep it). You look like someone who works on the server at my office or something (which is fitting enough for you I suppose.)
I wish you the best on your endeavor.
after seeing the picture of the 80′s porno mustache….
becca. you have my deepest sympathies.
haha, it’s actually not bad. i’m getting used to it. is that bad?
YOU’VE CREATED A MONSTER
haha…it has been weird in certain situations…like…when we’re fooling around or if he jokingly makes a creepy comment, and i put it together with the mustache
TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR FOOLING AROUND
uh….i’m feeling…a little…uncomfortable