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I’m not too sure when or how I  stumbled upon Mystery Science Theater, I just remember being pretty young but knowing right away that MST3K wasn’t just funny as hell, but that it was smart funny. And don’t get me wrong, there’s a time and a place for stupid-funny too; I enjoy watching a man get his head stuck in a cupboard as much as the next guy. But MST3K is a certain addictive humor. And really, what’s better than talking shit about someone else’s great failure of a life’s work? If you’ve never seen MST3K, go buy a few DVD’s, crack open a beer, and watch some dude and his two robot friends make smartass remarks about horrible b-films. Wait, that description sounds terrible.

Look, there’s no way to describe a man and robots in a way that doesn’t make me or the show look completely fucking retarded. You’re just going to have to trust me on this one.

By the way, Mike was a better host than than that too-awkward to be on camera shitbag Joel. I’m completely baffled that so many people disagree. Regardless, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Mike or Joel era) makes me happy.